Couture Companion Pillows

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I heard they mate for life."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Fashion Week"

Best friends without borders.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Love me?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Melania Trump

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Dog in the Bed.

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

"I made you a vest."

"The doctor said I need to shop around for a casket. I asked for a second opinion and he suggested cremation."

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"Which side do you want?"

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

Fashion world.

McHappy

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'