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'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I heard they mate for life."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Fashion Week"

Best friends without borders.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Love me?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Melania Trump

Dog in the Bed.

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

"I made you a vest."

'We have to talk.'

McHappy

Fashion world.

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

"Which side do you want?"

Anna Wintour

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'