Courtside Strategist Pillows

'Must be coach Johnson's place.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'How about a game of cards?'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Restrictive Abortion Laws

'Brain surgery, right?'

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

'I'd like to sue my way to success.'

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

Time is running out for Julian Assange.

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

Corporate Lawyers

Sports Lawyers

"Well, we saved this attorney. Some poacher shot him and removed his highly-prized fin."

'I'm feeling a little remiss about missing both free throws.'

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

"Never lie to your attorney, Brad. If any lies need to be told I'll tell them."

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Might as well get comfortable. The appeal process can take forever.'

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

Truth, justice and a damn good lawyer.

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'