Courtroom Thinker Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with a courtroom thinker? Our collection features smart, humor-filled items designed to honor legal professionals, students, or enthusiasts. Perfect for celebrating their sharp minds and passion for justice, these products blend wit and creativity, making every day in court or study a little more fun.

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"So the question remains—is justice helped or hindered by allowing attorneys in the courtroom?"

"So the question remains—is justice helped or hindered by allowing attorneys in the courtroom?" mockup

"So the question remains—is justice helped or hindered by allowing attorneys in the courtroom?"

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

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'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.' mockup

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

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'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?' mockup

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

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"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?" mockup

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

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The Birth of a Lawsuit

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"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse." mockup

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

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'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!' mockup

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

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Tell me a deposition, mommy.

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"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him." mockup

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

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'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?' mockup

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

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"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room." mockup

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

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I Litigate Therefore I Am.

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"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial." mockup

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

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''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?' mockup

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

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"Can you hear me now?"

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"Not guilty"

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'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?' mockup

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

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'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.' mockup

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

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"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy" mockup

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

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Restrictive Abortion Laws

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Robert Macaire as a Barrister

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'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.' mockup

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

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'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.' mockup

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

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'Brain surgery, right?'

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Clarence Thomas

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Time is running out for Julian Assange. mockup

Time is running out for Julian Assange.

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"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt." mockup

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

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'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.' mockup

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

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"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it." mockup

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

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'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.' mockup

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

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'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.' mockup

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

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Courtroom Thinker Gifts Collection

Courtroom Thinker Mugs

Explore our entire collection of courtroom-inspired mugs, perfect for lawyers, law students, or anyone passionate about justice and humor.

Courtroom Thinker Pillows

Browse our humorous courtroom-themed pillows that add personality to any legal office, study, or living space.

Courtroom Thinker Prints

Discover our stylish courtroom prints showcasing clever legal humor—great for framing in a lawyer's office or home.

Courtroom Thinker T-Shirts

Check out our witty courtroom thinker t-shirts—ideal for legal professionals and enthusiasts who love to wear their humor on their sleeve.