Courtroom Philosopher Gifts

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

'It's important to believe in yourself - even when the jury doesn't.'

"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"

I can't decide if you make me want to be a better man, a better lawyer or a better liar. ! !

Holy Bible. I know I don't have a prayer of winning this case, but it couldn't hurt to check.

She keeps the house and money, you keep your clothes.

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'How about we just sit here a while to regulate the gaps in our service?..'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

The Jose Padilla Experience

"Not guilty?"

Yawning barristers in court

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Boring Board Meeting