Courtroom Philosopher Gifts

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

'It's important to believe in yourself - even when the jury doesn't.'

"Have you ever just blurted out a plea and then wished you could take it back?"

She keeps the house and money, you keep your clothes.

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

'Perkins, you really know to suck the joy out of a 3rd quarter report.'

"Not guilty?"

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Yawning barristers in court

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

Boring Board Meeting

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

"Why does it always have to represent something?"

"Remember, when they go low... we observe shareholder value and act accordingly."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."