Courtroom Rookie Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with a pillow designed for the courtroom rookie. Great for study sessions or relaxing at home after a long day in court.

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'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!' mockup

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

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Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

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'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character. mockup

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

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I love Lawyers

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'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.' mockup

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

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"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor." mockup

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

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"I object!" "Overruled!"

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"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing." mockup

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

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"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'." mockup

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

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"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?" mockup

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

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"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children." mockup

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

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"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'." mockup

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

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The Birth of a Lawsuit

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'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...' mockup

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

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'Don't blame the lawyer!'

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"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm." mockup

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

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'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?' mockup

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

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'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.' mockup

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

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I Litigate Therefore I Am.

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'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...' mockup

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

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"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime." mockup

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

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Olympics create interest in curling. mockup

Olympics create interest in curling.

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Criminal Stupidness

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Time is running out for Julian Assange. mockup

Time is running out for Julian Assange.

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Judge

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"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!"

"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!" mockup

"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!"

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'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.' mockup

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

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Restrictive Abortion Laws

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'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

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AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION ACLU, HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF LAW, 'I like it!'

AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION ACLU, HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF LAW, 'I like it!' mockup

AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION ACLU, HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF LAW, 'I like it!'

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'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.' mockup

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

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"This is a complex matter, we can't keep repeating 'Possession is nine tenths of the law' at the judge."

"This is a complex matter, we can't keep repeating 'Possession is nine tenths of the law' at the judge." mockup

"This is a complex matter, we can't keep repeating 'Possession is nine tenths of the law' at the judge."

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Courtroom Rookie Pillows Collection

Courtroom Rookie Mugs

Explore our collection of mug designs specially crafted for courtroom rookies. Find one to match their personality and make their mornings brighter.

Courtroom Rookie Prints

View our selection of prints to celebrate the courtroom rookie. Perfect for decorating their office or home with a touch of wit and motivation.

Courtroom Rookie T-Shirts

Check out our range of t-shirts that salute courtroom rookies with humor and style. Perfect for their casual wardrobe or legal events.