Courtroom Cynic Pillows

Add some humor to their space with our courtroom cynic pillows. Perfect for judges’ chambers or legal offices, these cushions combine comfort with a cheeky legal twist.

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BANKRUPTCY COURT, 'You mean that's it? -- I don't even get a complimentary ball-point pen?'

BANKRUPTCY COURT, 'You mean that's it? -- I don't even get a complimentary ball-point pen?' mockup

BANKRUPTCY COURT, 'You mean that's it? -- I don't even get a complimentary ball-point pen?'

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Sign reads: Couldn't get any compensation for damages within the last 3 weeks. Please hit me.

Sign reads: Couldn't get any compensation for damages within the last 3 weeks. Please hit me. mockup

Sign reads: Couldn't get any compensation for damages within the last 3 weeks. Please hit me.

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.' mockup

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

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"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?" mockup

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

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"Not guilty?"

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"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him." mockup

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

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'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!' mockup

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

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"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse." mockup

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

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'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.' mockup

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

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"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button." mockup

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

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'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!' mockup

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

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"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial." mockup

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

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''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?' mockup

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

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"Can you hear me now?"

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"Not guilty"

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'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?' mockup

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

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"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy" mockup

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

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"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee." mockup

"Of course, if you get your client off in the initial trial you're throwing away the appeal fee."

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Robert Macaire as a Barrister

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'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.' mockup

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

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'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!' mockup

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

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'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.' mockup

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

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Clarence Thomas

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"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt." mockup

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

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"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility." mockup

"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."

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'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.' mockup

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

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"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it." mockup

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

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'Ladies and Gentlemen of the press- what is your verdict...?'

'Ladies and Gentlemen of the press- what is your verdict...?' mockup

'Ladies and Gentlemen of the press- what is your verdict...?'

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'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'

'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...' mockup

'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'

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Audiovisual law

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"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!" mockup

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

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'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.' mockup

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

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Courtroom Cynic Pillows Collection

Courtroom Cynic Mugs

Explore our collection of courtroom cynic mugs, perfect for lawyers and judges with a sharp sense of humor. Find a witty or sarcastic mug to brighten their day.

Courtroom Cynic Prints

Browse our courtroom cynic prints—art that captures legal skepticism with a humorous edge. Perfect for framing and gifting to the legal cynic in your life.

Courtroom Cynic T-Shirts

Discover our courtroom cynic t-shirts, designed for legal professionals who enjoy humor with a dash of cynicism. Perfect for casual days and legal events.