Courtroom Cinema Lover Gifts

'Don't worry... I specialise in false hope.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We won!"

"Bloody hell!"

"Now that's a win."

"The Eggsorcist"

Sue the Author 3PM

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Tom Hanks

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

Star Wars Audience

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

Hooray for Bollywood!

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'