Court Systems Pillows

'He's competent in every regard, except to stand trial.'

"Damn it, Fenton. We can't refuse to hear every case."

'Can you fix it? Justice must be seen to be done!'

Jury Wearing "guilty as hell" t-shirts.

"There's no free legal advice. That's just our way of weeding out the time wasters."

Moral Bankruptcy Court

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Barristers

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

Justice 4 Ron

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

' Of course there isn't one law for the rich and another for the poor..There's only one impartial law. For all who can afford it.'