Court Officials Pillows

Add a touch of personality to their workspace or home with our court official-themed pillows—comfy, charming, and a humorous nod to their legal profession.

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Judicial Restraint

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"Your honour, I must protest this is tampering with the jury!"

"Your honour, I must protest this is tampering with the jury!" mockup

"Your honour, I must protest this is tampering with the jury!"

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Trial by Media

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'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?' mockup

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

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"Now that's a win."

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"Bailiff."

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'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.' mockup

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

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'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.' mockup

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

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'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.' mockup

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

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Yawning barristers in court

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"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'." mockup

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

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"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer." mockup

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

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"Objection! Pummelling the witness." mockup

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

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"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!" mockup

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

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"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!" mockup

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

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'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.' mockup

'During the break, my client stole my wallet.'

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'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.' mockup

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

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'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.' mockup

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

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'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?' mockup

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

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'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.' mockup

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

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"Recess is over, Your Honor."

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'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!' mockup

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

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'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.' mockup

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

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"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'" mockup

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

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'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.' mockup

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

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'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!' mockup

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

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'Why is it always about me?'

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'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.' mockup

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

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'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.' mockup

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'

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'I got a suspended sentence.'

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'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.' mockup

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

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"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury." mockup

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

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Justice

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'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?' mockup

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

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Court Officials Pillows Collection

Court Officials Mugs

Find more humorous and heartfelt mugs designed for court officials to start their day with a smile.

Court Officials Prints

Decorate your space with prints that honor court officials—think clever, stylish, and full of personality.

Court Officials T-Shirts

Browse our collection of t-shirts perfect for court officials who want to display their pride and sense of humor.