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'Ask your partner if he'd be interested in a spin-off show in the time slot after yours.'

TV jester.

COWS: Cow Pong

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

Medieval headlines.

"Someone should have warned you - he doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

'My client doesn't wish to answer any more questions.'

'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'

'Your Honor, permission to abandon the strict, upstanding, fiduciary responsibilities of my profession for a chance at fleeting personal, carnal gratification?'

"Not good, your honor. My client is supposed to be executed a week before that court date."

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Low Class Action Suit

'As to bond - while I personally have faith in your client the court cannot ignore the obvious risk of flight.'

"Case dismissed."

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

A barrister with his first brief

"A cashier told me to have a nice day and I didn't. Am I liable or can I sue her?"

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

"We specialize in pretrial publicity."

"Before counsel make their final summations, we're going to take some calls from across the country."

'Granted, Your Honor, he may look like a criminal.'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'