Coupon Clipper Pillows

'I either need more money or more coupons.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons that the dollar...'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Supa- Kosher-Mart

8 Foodscare products or less.

'I can get you off on the assault and armed robbery charges, but this reusing coupons that are limited to one per family...'

Supermarket bill turns into snake

UK supermarket to employ 20,000: 'Don't forget madam, if you spend over ?40 we'll give you a member of staff to take home with you.'

'Another credit card offer - and not a minute too soon!'

Bargain basement sale...

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'Look, is it 'Buy one - get one free', or 'Two for the price of one'?'

Prices Down!

Newspaper special offers.

Coupon Door

Buy one get one free.

"Yes I know it says they have a value of one mil, sir, but I can't take these coupons for a deposit!"

Cut Price

"And do you promise never to pay full price? You may now exchange coupons..."

"I'm all about price point. Think of a discounted price and point."

'See, money can buy happiness and I have a dollar off coupon, too!'

"I knew there was no Santa. These are all the candies Mom had coupons for."

'If you keep walking, you'll save a hundred percent.'

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'This coupon has expired, sir, and so have you.'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

Aggressive grocery shopping

'This is the express lane. You're limited to 9 coupons.'

'Here's the sale coupon that says 'two for one' so you don't overcharge us.'