Couples Therapy Completion T-Shirts

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

Relationship Warning Lights

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

Your Home Remodel Team

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Duvet nailed to the floor.

"See how controlling he is?!"

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

Express Therapy

Personal Relationship Counsellor

"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."

Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent

"You see?"

'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.'

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'