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"What do you want, Denise? I'm not a mind reader."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

Relationship Warning Lights

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

She - Interpreter - He.

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

Your Home Remodel Team

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

'Now that hunting season is over, I'd suggest separate vacations.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"He never sniffs my butt anymore."

"See how controlling he is?!"

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

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