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"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Relationship Warning Lights

Pet a Puppy

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

The Physiciatrist...

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"He refuses to talk and he never listens."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'I hate all holidays!'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Turmoil change.

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'