Couples Comic Admirer Pillows

'It's Missing Persons about your husband. It's bad news, I'm afraid...they've found him.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

The Odd Couple.

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

"One more word from you and I am leaving home."

'You don't sniff my butt anymore.'

They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

'We're doing so well together: What do you think of me becoming monogamous?'

"Yes, we did try to save our marriage. But, then he ran off with the marriage guidance counsellor."

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

"Technically, I don't think you can claim to have saved your husband's life on several occasions just because you haven't killed him!"

"They're a very forward thinking couple. He gathers and she hunts."

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

"We did it—nice work today." "Thanks. I look forward to hearing from you soon."

Doomed Romance

"At this point, we're only staying together for the sake of the pets."