'It's Missing Persons about your husband. It's bad news, I'm afraid...they've found him.'
Couples Comic Admirer Pillows
Add a cozy, comedic touch to their home. Our comic admirer pillows feature playful, heartfelt designs that bring comfort and smiles to any couple’s space.
King Henry and his Cheshire bride
"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"
"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"
"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."
Incompatible.
"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."
Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.
"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"
Still Lives: 'What's wrong, don't you love me anymore?'
'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'
'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'
The Odd Couple.
'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).
Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone
'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.
Phill Jupitus
"One more word from you and I am leaving home."
"Edgar, I'm talking to you! For goodness sake, has the cat got your tongue?"
'You don't sniff my butt anymore.'
They were made for each other. She was easy to look at; he had a lazy eye.
'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''
'He's crazy, and she agrees with everything he says...they're the perfect couple!'
'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'
"Yes, we did try to save our marriage. But, then he ran off with the marriage guidance counsellor."
"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."
"I'm sure you will be very happy together."
"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."
'We're doing so well together: What do you think of me becoming monogamous?'
'...I love it when you talk dirty!'
"At this point, we're only staying together for the sake of the pets."
"Technically, I don't think you can claim to have saved your husband's life on several occasions just because you haven't killed him!"
Doomed Romance
"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."
"We did it—nice work today." "Thanks. I look forward to hearing from you soon."
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Couples Comic Admirer Mugs
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Couples Comic Admirer Prints
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Couples Comic Admirer T-Shirts
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