Couple Goals Gifts

Wine Lovers.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"You know those annoying couples who jog together? That's us."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Golden Boys

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Reach for the Star.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Sauvignon Bonk

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

Difference of Opinion

Mixed Doubles.

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'