Countryside Fashioneer Gifts

"I want to use our tax savings to buy a pair of boot-cut trousers."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

Sheep In Curlers

Get on with it!

Thatched roof car.

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Life is simpler in the sticks.

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

Caution - Poet at work

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

Water from a tap forming a dog.

Scarecrow

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'

Chasing Dreams.

Bloomin' moths!