Countryside Contemplator Mugs

'I'm the smae, I never know what to do in the country.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Sheep In Curlers

Get on with it!

Thatched roof car.

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Tree Squirrel

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Car Journey.

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Just in time

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.