Country Tech-wizard Gifts

This one needs re-booting!

"Google car."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

If Disney was a software company

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Man doing a search on a computer

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Why do you need so many computers?

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Man feeding his computer money.

Technologies and distance classes

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"