Country Tech-wizard Prints

This one needs re-booting!

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Evolution.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Man doing a search on a computer

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Why do you need so many computers?

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Man feeding his computer money.

Technologies and distance classes

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector