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Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

All-Candy Seder.

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'..and one for the pot.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Old songs made new

Books and Phones

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Cowpunk

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

This one needs re-booting!

Rodin's Pub Regular

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

House trained cat