Country Tech Mixer Mugs

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

All-Candy Seder.

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'..and one for the pot.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Old songs made new

Books and Phones

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Cowpunk

Mary Berry

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

This one needs re-booting!

Rodin's Pub Regular

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"Where are you getting those notes from?"