Country House Holiday Pillows

Conversation at a country house

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Several generations live together in Cuba

High Riders of the Old West

I fart more than that!

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mobsters at the Beach

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

Clandestine cows.