Country Giggles Prints

They're short of staff!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

Yoghurt man

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

A centi-stampede.

That's one harmonious butt hole!

Jesus Seals the Hick...

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

A cow's bedside table.

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

I'm a Smart-Cow!

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

The Assistant

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

'Yes, I am looking for an experienced cattleman.'

Something happened to the cows...

'Beware falling sheep'

'Pa will be right back. He's in the media room, downloading some more homespun wisdom.'

'I guess you're what they call a snatch purser, huh, Doc?'

Hillbilly mall maps.

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."