Country Joke Appreciator Prints

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Laughing Zone Ahead

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

OMG.

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'I'd probably do a lot better if the teachers weren't set to 'auto-correct.''

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Smart 3 Piece Suite.