Counterfeit Caper T-Shirts

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"Projectile hairballing."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'You made me jump,'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Cookie Thief

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

Ice Cream Lover

'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'

Bad Dog!

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'It didn't start out this way.'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'

Another Bloody Cookery Show

Servant boy caught with his mouth full of food

"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."

'I stole a guy's identity, but the dude had a longer rap sheet than mine!'

Cat muggers wait for a fisherman.

'Fooling-around-with-strange-chemicals-during-a-break rota.'

"Your third degree of the second suspect was first rate."