Counterculture Maven T-Shirts

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ninja bread men"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

Nick Cave

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Leonard Cohen

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

The violin lesson

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Barbara Streisand

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Courtney Love

"...on the avenue..."

Bob Dylan

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

Lovers playing the piano

"Edwin says Cole Porter is overrated."

At the CD shop.

Lacks Structure and Meaning

Musical Prodigy

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

Leonard Cohen.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...