Countdown Commander Gifts

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Second lifeReal life.

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Infantry.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"5...4...3...2..."

"Houston, we have a problem!"

NASA Hits Shuffle

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

World Cup - Countdown

Football Countdown.

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

Next years calendar.

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

Pentagon

Man falling through sand timer.