Christmas Countdown Captain Gifts

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

Cat on guitar

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Sportknitting

"It's a snow-grandad!"

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

Next years calendar.

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

"Well... just 5 days, 16 hours and 30 minutes till school starts."

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

'305 days until Christmas.'

"Do you have plenty of trip insurance?"

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

'This is my lawyer to eye-witness your promises...'

'Sports teams play year round, so we decided to do the same for Christmas.'

"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

"Waiting is the worst part of Christmas...and the best part!"

Santa on Autopilot

'I'll grant you, he's generous when it comes to giving...but when has he ever bought a round ?'

"How about a hand here, buddy?"

Now 5 days before Christmas, Santa's deadline was looming, and made doubly worse, with employment un-blooming...

"Did Santa change his suit?"

Anesthesiology class, day one: 'OK, count backward from 100...'

"I made a Christmas countdown calendar!"

"All I do is give, give, give..."

'How many more days must I behave until it's Christmas?'

"Ya know I'm seriously starting to get worried about you."

'Talk about post-holiday depression - I don't have a thing to do for nearly a year.'