Christmas Countdown Captain Gifts

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Cat on guitar

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Sportknitting

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

"It's a snow-grandad!"

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

Next years calendar.

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

'305 days until Christmas.'

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

"Well... just 5 days, 16 hours and 30 minutes till school starts."

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

"This is the time of year when you really have to stay on your toes about being good."

'Sports teams play year round, so we decided to do the same for Christmas.'

"Spinning, reefing, tacking...they sound like a dress making circle."

'This is my lawyer to eye-witness your promises...'

"Waiting is the worst part of Christmas...and the best part!"

"Do you have plenty of trip insurance?"

Santa on Autopilot

'I'll grant you, he's generous when it comes to giving...but when has he ever bought a round ?'

"I made a Christmas countdown calendar!"

"How about a hand here, buddy?"

"Did Santa change his suit?"

Now 5 days before Christmas, Santa's deadline was looming, and made doubly worse, with employment un-blooming...

Anesthesiology class, day one: 'OK, count backward from 100...'

"All I do is give, give, give..."

'How many more days must I behave until it's Christmas?'

Good doggie!