Christmas Countdown Gifts

No Christmas catalogs yet?

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Clown Skis.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"5...4...3...2..."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Ring those Christmas bells!

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Football Countdown.

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

Next years calendar.

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

Santa slipping on the ice.

Man falling through sand timer.

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

'Do you know what Nicholas is bringing me for Christmas?'

'It is very nice son , but the carrot was meant to be for his nose...!!'

The Real Mummy's Curse

'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'

Karen of Bethlehem

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

"How long is it now to your retirement?"

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

'I know when he's sleeping...'

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'