Christmas Countdown Gifts

No Christmas catalogs yet?

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Clown Skis.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

"5...4...3...2..."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

Ring those Christmas bells!

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

Santa entering a pool for a swim

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

Football Countdown.

'Yes! Wednesday lunchtime! Half way to the weekend!'

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

Next years calendar.

Santa slipping on the ice.

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

Man falling through sand timer.

'Do you know what Nicholas is bringing me for Christmas?'

"How long is it now to your retirement?"

'It is very nice son , but the carrot was meant to be for his nose...!!'

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

Scrooge: only-23-days until day after Christmas.

Karen of Bethlehem

'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

The Real Mummy's Curse

"At this time of the summer, I hate time."

Once again, Santa is the victim of the elves' starched hat prank...