Countdown Commander Mugs

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Second lifeReal life.

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

"5...4...3...2..."

"Houston, we have a problem!"

NASA Hits Shuffle

Ring those Christmas bells!

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'I dunno Jim...Accountancy just doesn't thrill me like it used to.'

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'

'And I'll bet that there's a cute little war story that goes with each one of them.'

'I didn't know you got one for saluting.'

...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

Football Countdown.

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"

Next years calendar.

Pentagon

'The general says, I'm not only expendable, but also biodegradable.'

'The enemy sir. They've broken our code. Perhaps it wasn't good idea to use pig Latin.'

Man falling through sand timer.

"No, she likes me best!"