
Prison Calendar
Looking for a gift for someone who lives for the countdown? Our unique collection honors timing aficionados with humorous and stylish products. From mugs to prints, find the perfect way to celebrate their passion for counting down life’s moments.
Prison Calendar
Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1
'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'
Friday
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)
Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.
"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"
'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'
"5...4...3...2..."
NASA Hits Shuffle
"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."
"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."
Ring those Christmas bells!
'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'
"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."
...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... MIDNIGHT!
"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."
Football Countdown.
World Cup - Countdown
"How long is it now to your retirement, Potter?"
Next years calendar.
Great coaching is about building constructive relationships....
Man falling through sand timer.
'10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... zzzzzz'
Would you mind stepping into my office, Potter.
'Looking forward to your retirement, Campbell?'
"At this time of the summer, I hate time."
"How long is it now to your retirement?"
'305 days until Christmas.'
The Real Mummy's Curse
One Week Only! The 100 Greatest Paintings of All Time!
1 life left...
it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Road Sign: Halloween Next Exit, Thanksgiving 27 Days and Christmas 54 Days.
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