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"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

Mensa Does Improv

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'Therapy in L.A.'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Reign Man

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Personal Relationship Counsellor

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

Counselling Cash.

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

Good shrink, bad shrink.

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.'

Weight of the world on your shoulders.

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'