Counseling Insights Admirer Prints

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm the bad guy..."

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

Mensa Does Improv

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

Personal Relationship Counsellor

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

Reign Man

'Therapy in L.A.'

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

Counselling Cash.

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

Good shrink, bad shrink.

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

'Doc, my problem is that I don't believe in myself!'

She's good, but Mom's better.

"Let's stop for a second while my assistant brings me a stiff drink."

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'

'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.'