Counseling Appreciator Gifts

"That's Fred's Case History."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Final words on gravestones.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

Caption Contest TK

Aethel the Analyzed.

'Good morning Miss...'

'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'

"I just love your use of lying"

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

"...and this is my better half...!"

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

'Thank's mom, parents don't get enough appreciation.'

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

"Thanks for the pointers."

"Why can't you read the paper at breakfast, like other husbands?"

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

You CAN change a man, but then they divorce you, remarry and the new wife reaps all the benefits.

'Sad endings always make me cry.'