Counseling Appreciator Mugs

"That's Fred's Case History."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Final words on gravestones.

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

No, they're not divorced --- She said that's her "ox-husband."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

"Admit it Johnson, isn't a pat on the back more intrinsically rewarding than a salary rise?"

Caption Contest TK

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"Just because your mother devoured your siblings and not you didn't mean she valued you any less. She was just full."

Aethel the Analyzed.

'Good morning Miss...'

'I appreciate Dr. Hill has been a great mentor at the hospital, John... But you don't need and when we go on dates!'

"I just love your use of lying"

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

"Well, what do you know, my coach remembered my birthday!"

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

'Having one of those days I see.'

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

"...and this is my better half...!"

'This restaurant is great They always keep my water glass full,'

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

Notable noses Vol. 83.

'Thank's mom, parents don't get enough appreciation.'

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

"Thanks for the pointers."

"Why can't you read the paper at breakfast, like other husbands?"

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

You CAN change a man, but then they divorce you, remarry and the new wife reaps all the benefits.