Councillor Gifts

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

'Well done Simkins! That's my kind of bypass.'

Local Elections: Ballot Proof Vest.

Mayot: 'Nobody wanted the job, so the computer became mayor.'

A corruption of councillors

"Nobody's the wisest. You're all wise."

Alderman Gobble: 'now then, girls! I've quite done. Can I get you any grub?'

You're going to need counselling

'Do you have any interests you wish to declare?'

What possessed the council to introduce speed bumps?

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

America, are we learning anything?

Licensed Therapist

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'