Couchside Creative Pillows

"It's great for multicrastinating."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Couch and Potato

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

Home Working

Eventual Motion Machine

"I am a control freak."

"Have we scored yet?"

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."