Couch Potato Reformist Gifts

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Happy Brithday

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"If mass equals energy, why do you have so little?"

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

'Inactive wear'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."