Couch Potato Advocate Gifts

'Of course I respect the bear's habitat ...I just didn't realize it was my livingroom.'

Kids' Inactivity Centre.

"If only we could stay home and TiVo the Carlsons."

"I know it looks like he’s doing nothing, but he’s very busy in his head."

Unauthorised energy saving.

'You've really put on some weight since you got hooked on TV Barry.'

'I tried jogging once, but it frothed up my beer.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'She'll never look for me here.'

Homo Zapiens

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

Pet Hobbies

The inevitability of animal husbandry.