Couch Potato Club Member Gifts

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

"Let's get married in the morning...then if it doesn't work out, we haven't blown the entire day."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

American Idle.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'Now that's Real TV!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

Starvation Watching

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Couch Potatoes

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'