Couch Potato Reformist Mugs

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Happy Brithday

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

Easy Listening for lazy people.

'Inactive wear'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'