Couch Potato Kicker Prints

Football Accident.

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'Now that's Real TV!'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'My arms are getting shorter.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

"You complete me."

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'