Couch Potato Warrior Prints

"Isn't it time you had your bath?"

"I'm knackered trying to keep tabs on the potential consequences of the away goal rule!"

'I know I promised to get off my backside and take up a sort once the Olympics had finished - but it ain't over yet!'

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

Lockdown, shutdown, lockdown, shutdown

"Annabelle, you have to admit that you make it easy for me to be misogynistic."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'Now that's Real TV!'

Starvation Watching

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

Lockdown Brain

'My arms are getting shorter.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

Happy Brithday