Couch Potato King Prints

Wake up love it's time to go to bed!

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

"Brian's New Year's resolution is to spend more time on the treadmill."

"You complete me."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"She died doing what she loved."

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'He gets all his exercise watching the sports channel.'

Sloth...

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'I guess it's true that pets do assume the traits of their owners.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Unconditional Loveseat

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

Homo Zapiens

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'Now that's Real TV!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'