Couch Potato Supreme Prints

University Soapflakes

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Love is when you watch television together.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Love is when you watch television together.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?