Couch Bookworm Gifts

Television Readers.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Edgar Allen Poe

The DaVinci Code

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Bookworm

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Honoré de Balzac

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Blue Stockings

No-Work Orange

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Do your research!