Cozy Corner Bookworm Gifts

Day 98 of self-isolation and the 'to-be-read' pile of books is slowly going down.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Bookworm Sleepover

Television Readers.

hard-boiled egg...

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

Isabel Allende

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

K9 Literati

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

The Da Vinci Cod

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

Book lovers

Trivia/Great Literature.

Baby Bear.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.