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Television Readers.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The Bookworm

Edgar Allen Poe

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The DaVinci Code

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Honoré de Balzac

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

No-Work Orange

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

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